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i'm open. help me. should i open the bible for answers instead of these facts? or the q'ran? perhaps you believe in Alf - admittedly, that was a great show. please tell us how Alabama is not a fat, dumb, and poor state despite all the evidence to the contrary. Honestly, I'm begging you for the evidence. I truly do not want to think of my fellow Americans in this way and would hope that NJ occupies all of these dimensions instead of you. Please, please, please, provide evidence instead of your current side-stepping. I'd accept even a napkin (validated) with some sort of functional equation as evidence of intelligent life in your state.
Is this "Jackie" you speak of possibly Jackie Sherrill? The same man that played football and was educated in Alabama? That can't be possible. He only averaged around ten wins per year during his time at Pitt. Surely he learned all he knows somewhere else.
“If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.” ― Haruki Murakami
yeah i guess it sucks that im 25, own a house, a bass boat, make $34 an hour, only have to work 4 days a week, and am married to a beautiful former alabama cheerleader.... all this with only an alabama high school education and my years of trade school... sucks to be a good ole alabama boy... roll tide!!!
^ Male nurse.
indeed he did. the great jackie. he choked in big games but, it happens. we'd take him today, no doubt. when leavinge us, just like that stupid guy in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, he chose...."poorly."
Still, Jackie is no genius. For example, he went to an insane asylum in TX called "Texas A&M," and came out worse. Not a shock. Our best southerner was the Johnny Majors. Got screwed in the Heisman himself.
Anyway, you'll win on Monday by 2 td's or all is wrong with the world. Notre Dame is solid but not great. They have no business in this game, just as Alabama, as a state, has no business having voting privileges until they decide to join the 20th century (not 21st - it's not a big expectation) in regards to human endeavors such as clothing and feeding oneself, educating your children, and expecting a modicum of literacy. Just as my new puppy will one day learn to do his business outside, I expect the good people of Alabama to decide that things such as reasonable employment are a greater priority than college football, and putting non-indigenous Elephants on cereal boxes, hats, gloves, and other non-relevant paraphernalia. I'm certain an intelligent fellow such as yourself not only sees this, but will be a leader in the transformation. If you need assistance, please read a history of Pennsylvania from 1700 to 1800. Best of luck!
This post was edited by Blankstare01 15 months ago
let me know where u can get a nursing degree in trade school? little off
Do you weld? I used to inspect welds. God that was boring. I felt bad for the welders. Many would get sick from the fumes.
I love guessing games.
2 pronunciation choices for this word: hit:
which is representative of your speaking?
The dullusion is strong with one...
This is classic!
I like kornwholeo. Please send us more like him.
And your telling me to step in to the 20th century? Good luck to you too my friend.
no i do have to weld sometimes at work but thats too boring for me... hint: only work in building 2 stories or higher
Why would you say this? Really? Pitt should be the last place that should mention this at this time. SMH. You should really think about what you say. Grow up.
It's a well-known stereotype of rednecks. The south is proud of their redneckiness. Lighten up. It's not like i'm telling someone to go "take a dirt nap."
I'm telling your state. I don't know you, except that you debate with zero facts, evidence or logic. Not a crime.
To answer your question: yes, as a whole your state needs to get to educational standards up from the the past century. I'd recommend you to look it up, but that'd be rude since your reading and library materials are below par. Perhaps we can get you a flight up North to visit a decent collection of materials.
I give up. As i rack my brains for the answer, i find myself approaching kornwholeo status.
Well, Otis, that certainly answers the question about whether or not your drunk. Just go ahead and let yourself in the cell, as usual. Enjoy Aunt Bea's breakfast in the morning.
Not sure. Are penguins native to Pittsburgh?
I hate to be the one to break this to you, but the fact that Alabama may have a lower per capita income, higher obesity rates, higher dropout rates, etc., etc., still doesn't disprove the fact that you're the most retarded person in this thread, and if you had two brain cells to rub together, you would be able to grasp that fact.
Robert Foster apparently prefers our lifestyle...I'd love to play you guys, but we don't do bowl games in the month of December. Deuces!
This post proves that somehow, growing up in a state with a vastly superior educational system, higher per capita income, better medical care and heathier eating habits, you somehow managed to grow up dumber than a sack of rocks. How in the hell did you manage to do that? And, by the way, since I do have an elementary and secondary school principal's license from the state of Pennsylvania, I am certainly able to spot mental retardation when I see it.
Thanks!!! Dreams do come true!
This guy is a kornwholeo clone. I love it. Keep em coming .. send us all you got.
This post was edited by Pitt0008mmd 15 months ago
you do realize that only 4 of those 16 games that your panthers have played are in the modern area.... meaning after 1985. Your suck it record would be like someone saying that the entire big east has been dominated by Princeton with a 58-17-2
He doesn't even realize when he pees on his own foot. It's very sad, actually.
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